Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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