is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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