Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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