i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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