Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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