I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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