We're facebook friends in real life
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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