ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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