Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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