Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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