North Korea, Best Korea!
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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