so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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