You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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