I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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