We're like a lot better than the average bears
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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