Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
40s are totally the cure
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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