what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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