Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
