Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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