it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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