According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
In America we eat man semen.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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