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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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