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Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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