He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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