Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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