Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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