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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

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  Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

  (216): View more from Ohio

  Holy shit r u serious? How?

  (440): View more from Ohio

  Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship

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  Wait

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• (914): View more from New York

  The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?

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