Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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