There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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