Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
