Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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