I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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