Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
The adults are the big ones right?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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