I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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