Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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