just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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