Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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