haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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