No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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