Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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