i already hear my dad disowning me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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