So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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