this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
