Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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