I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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