how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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