You really coming over, don't trick.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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