You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Randomize
