it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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