weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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