is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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