she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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