i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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