I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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