Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
My penis needs a shock collar
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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