i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
