dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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