There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The power of my boobs compel you
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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